wanna know how i spent most of my vacations??? it might fall in between of fun and horrible. so my cousin Diana came to visit me from Colombia and stayed with me for two months. i should tell you why... her parents are drug addicts and she hates that environment around her so for her sweet 16 she asks for a trip to new york. they made plans without us knowing and when thy finally told us, we were forced to cuz else we would be the bad guy trying to burst poor little Diana's bubble.

at first it was fun because there wasnt a day were i stayed home bored. we were always hanging out to the city and stuff. but after a while it was hell. did i mention she came to ny before??? so everyplace i told her for us to go either she would say "what for, i've been there already" or just walk around the place with no interest. you know how tourists keep looking at the sky thinking the buildings are about to reach it??? or how they take a picture to everything they see??? well this one wasn't into that. when you do that kind of thing, a trip to times square would take from 8 to 1 in the morning. like she never even bothered to, it took us just half an hour to go through it. then we had to leave to another place. there are so many things to get to know in Manhattan but if you go to 50 places a day they're eventually gonna run out. and she still complains why in the world dont i take her out anymore.

all right i can live with that but she totally hates me. everything i say or do she's there to criticize. sometimes me and my mom get into little fights and she always takes her side. i mean, when i go to her house or anyone else' i dont pick sides when they're arguing. best thing is to shut up. but no... she is there telling me ? you are so mean? blah blah blah... also, whenever i want to talk to her when i feel the silence getting heavy, she ends the conversation right away with a tone like you are so annoying and childish... im a kid t her. she believes herself as Ms. Perfection. she always knows everything and acts like she is superior than me or maybe comparing to the rest of the world. always tells me what to do and if i dont she starts getting mad. this chest right here has to sleep with her too... and now she's saying i move too much and that she cant stand that... go fuck yourself! why did she come in the first place if she is so sick and tired of me??? or why didnt she take shorter vacations to America ???